Okay... just because I had a good day of writing I'm posting on here twice tonight and putting up a wee chunk of something I wrote while listening to this woman on the bus complaining about her husbands choice in underwear...
"I know your name, I know you like the dark, thick local ale's, but chilled and not warm as is typical of the locals and that you like your burgers well done," he pointed to her plate. "So you see Randi Chalmers, we're fast on our way to becoming the best of friends." With a sly look he leaned in and grinned, "Now if you'd like to tell me your bra size, favorite color and whether or not you're a fan of thongs..." he trailed off the question and waited.
Randi stared at him and seeing the mischievous glint in his eye she burst out laughing, throwing her head back.
Chase closed his eyes for a moment as the rich sound wrapped around him and danced down the nerve ending in his body. Everything in him tightened and came to attention at the sound.
"You are incorrigible," she accused him softly with a chuckle and watched him blink in innocence before that little-boy grin of delight spread over his face revealing a hint of a dimple in his left cheek. "Too large for my liking which makes buying shirts a royal bitch, forest green and yes," she nodded with a small pause, "when I can be bothered to wear underwear I do indeed wear a thong."
Chase's smile got bigger as his groin tightened, she was getting him back he knew for his less than appropriate behavior and he was truly delighted. Blowing out an exaggerated breath he took a drink and shook his head, "And she says I'm incorrigible," he shot her another grin.
Randi just smirked at him, "Alright, come on," she said and then at his confused look told him, "turnabouts fair," and lifted an expectant brow.
"Well," he said slowly, "since the reduction surgery I haven't needed a bra, blue and I personally have never worn a thong." He chuckled as she rolled her eyes, "Takes a stronger man than me to wear something that little."
"Alright," Randi said still laughing softly at his sense of humor, "Boxers or briefs then?" she asked with a curious look.
Leaning right in he told her softly, "Neither," and then watched the dawning comprehension as she nodded and swallowed hard.
Friday, November 09, 2007
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very very funny... i expect to read the whole thing when it's finished
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